Somebody hand the man a pistol, no way he ever lives that one down.
Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it.
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
Could have been worse, If not for his heavy rip-stop pants. Did you notice the headline below, "Hairy man mistaken for Sasquatch killed by hunters"
Leave your ghille suits at your bunker during hunting season.
" There are two kinds of people, the good people and the ones that aggravate the hell out of the good people"